karma's a bitch
today in class the teacher’s wife fell on the stairs to the portable and i laughed my ass off. seriously, bitch deserved it. so i was running up the stairs at the hospital like 5 minutes ago and just fucking fell and smacked my head off the floor. i. hate. life.
People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed,...– Audrey Hepburn (via peacelovejoynlife)
Dear World Issues Teacher
PICK A FORMAT! like what the fuck? i have to write the essay like MLA and then reference like APA? who does that?
what i accomplished today
got stephen out on an out patient thing. watched lizzie mcguire while he slept. went for about a 5 second walk (didnt even make it out the door) went for a drive got a tour of hamilton general hospital had a wheelchair race with stephen and his roommate(the university one) attempted to sell my parents on craiglist watched the bodyguard with stephen on facetime lmao played ma...
i enabled it for everyone to answer lmao.
“SHE HAS HER FAVOURITES! SHE ISNT VERY FAIR! SHE ACTS AS IF THE PEOPLE WHO GETS SOMETHING WRONG ALWAYS WILL MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE! SHE CAN BE CRUEL!’ jesus someone really hates my cousin as their french teacher lmfao.
i discovered rateyourteacher.com
guess what i’m going instead of doing my essay?
to save me from dying while i write this essay, i’m writing lyrics on my white board and taking pictures of it and then probs going to post them lmao. i. am. so. deep. lmao
looks like we’re going to be staying at an 8 mile motel or something. or we stay in johns dorm room lmao
planning a trip is really confusing especially since you’re going from toronto to kingston to montreal to toronto in a weeks time.
All i want for christmas is
normal canadian parents and george clooney. seriously.
i'm selling my parents on craigslist
anyone who wants portuguese immigrant parents, make an offer.
for crashing the car. now we have NO cars to drive. thanks for texting on your phone while driving. i dont even do that fucking shit.
o holy night by glee is fucking AH-MAZE-ING.
cat, hat; in French, chat, chapeau in Spanish, el gato in a sombrero and I’ll tell you something more now you listen to me good: in German I’m a Katze und dieses ist meine Hut! Ist das nicht eine Katze Hut? yup the cat in the hat song is stuck in my head.
you're a mean one, mr.grinch
so much as i am happy stephen is only 45 minutes way, my life just became a bigger inconvenience. i am not going to get any of my isu’s and research papers done. i will be eating, sleeping and living in that hospital. but right now, fuck school. i am going to go decorate a hospital with albie.
obviously, we’ve got to stand by our North Korean allies– Sarah Palin i do not support this quote. i actually found it hilarious lol
“here’s the situation, i’ve been to every nation. nobody’s made me feel the way that you do. you know my motivation, giving my reputation, please excuse me i dont mean to be rude but tonight i’m fucking you” ohh enrique. i love you. keep it classy my man!
if this had been someone else, not sure how they'd...
Me: please excuse me but i dont mean to be rude but tonight i'm fucking you
Mariah: YES! ;)
I won’t be a rock star. I will be a legend.– Freddie Mercury (via sammyjandro)
i just can’t date a dude with a vag– Grow A Pear - Ke$ha
i hate junior achievement
it was suppose to be something fun to do on a tuesday night. now it’s become more of an extra class. and why the fuck did i run for vice president of human resources. ugh.
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i've moved on
i watched mean girls 4 times this past weekend. it’s time for the hangover.
CDs i made adrian buy me today lol
“i don’t wanna date anyone with a vag” my life would be incomplete without ke$ha. deff a cd that should be played at a party. MCR has been missing for 4 years, so obviously i had to get danger days! might i add i bought two copies. one off of itunes and one for my car because my itunes refuses to let me burn it. last but not least, had to get kanye’s. why? because...