February 2011
Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake...
“with sober girls around me they’ll be acting like they’re drunk!”
Tonight I am going to watch Black Swan, Machete...
and i watched mean girls 2 earlier. i fell asleep. nuff said.
When girls wear heels to a concert.
thisismyvengeance:
29995.) The term "Forever Alone" applies to me.
Waiting to see if you have a snow day:
likeastar-:
wherenomarigoldsgrew:
5:00 a.m:
5:05 a.m:
5:15 a.m, Brotha why you ain’t close school yet???:
5:20 a.m:
5:30 a.m Ared, Fuck It! They not closin’ school, lemme get dressed:
5:50 a.m. You’re back, all showered and dressed and it says your school district is closed:
And you’re just sittin there like:
And the weatherman is on tv like:
And then you realize you...
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
When people post in-direct statuses about you:
Bitch just say my name.
Watchwsupjd:
swag
alex-coburn:
fuckyeahappycat:
Awkward Turtle.
Today, 17 teens will take their own lives due to...
Reblog if you care.
You typed a wink face...
You’re obviously down to fuuuuck.
January 2011
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
i just went from listening to nicki minaj to...
2 tags
Shoulda sent a thank-you note, you little ho Now...
mysterysongs:
Did you know that the word "Nemo" in Latin means...
gadgetsgiveaway:
MIND. FUCKING. BLOWN.
THAT I DID NOT KNOW. UNTIL NOW.
NO IT DOESN’T YOU GULLIBLE BASTARDS! it means nobody/no one
