popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line
steptoe: that’s so raven that’s moderately raven that’s excessively raven that’s profoundly raven that’s not very raven of you
I’M DANCING FROM MY VAGINA. I’M GRINDING, I’M GRINDING. ORGASM EYES, ORGASM EYES.
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
hookedheart: i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation u could dramatically close them like what can i do with my iphone throw it against the wall
I love finding out that I'm gonna $5300 short for...
Basically, I’m working the corners of Toronto in the fall to pay for my winter semester.
travishasablog: uvidimsya: peaceloveandecstasy: joceln: canada looks really broken u ok canada TRY COLOURING IN THAT SHIT WHEN YOU’RE 7 AND HAVE NO FINE MOTOR SKILLS. FUCKING NUNAVUT. ASK ANY CANADIAN, I SWEAR TO THE GOD OF MAPLE SYRUP. god of maple syrup. I STILL CAN’T COLOUR FUCKING NUNAVUT. SHIT CANADA, GET IT TOGETHER. YOU’RE TEARING THIS COUNTRY APART!
mom: what if your future husband doesn't like your favorite band then what
me: why wouldn't he like his own music mom
The time I met Jennifer Lawrence